These Evan Baxter Quotes offer a glimpse into his on-air persona and the bizarre situations he finds himself in Bruce Almighty.
Evan Baxter Quotes as News Anchor
“And I’m Evan Baxter and here’s what’s making news. A potential scandal with the Buffalo P.D. surfaced today when the mayor d-bow debit”
Humorous and Unusual Evan Baxter Quotes
“Bucka-bow, dee buck. I’m sorry; I seem to have something stuck in my throat.”
“[laughs like hyena, drinks, and clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that.”
“In other news, the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.”
“I lik-a do da cha-cha. I’m sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news…”
“Ohhhh. My apologies.”