Dive into the wonderfully weird world of Frank Zappa with this collection of song quotes, perfect for pondering life’s absurdities or jazzing up your social media.
Frank Zappa Humorous Song Quotes
- “Imaginary guitar notes and imaginary vocals exist only in the mind of the imaginer. And ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway?”
- “The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.”
- “My python boot is too tight, I couldn’t get it off last night.”
- “You are a Latent Appliance Fetishist, It appears to me!”
- “I’m a dancin’ fool.”
- “Don’t you be Tarot-fied, It’s just a lot of nothin’, So what can it mean?”
- “Every Halloween, You can hear me say: Goblin Girl, take it away…”
- “I got no natural rhythm, But I go dancin’ every night Hopin’ one day I might get it right.”
Frank Zappa Observational Song Quotes
- “Some people think That if they go too far They’ll never get back To where the rest of them are.”
- “You might be surprised At what you find out when ya go!”
- “Does the life you been livin’ gotta go?”
- “It’s just a token of my extreme.”
- “Don’t you never try to look behind my eyes, You don’t want to know what they have seen.”
- “It’s an illusion, an yer in between.”
- “You don’t want to know what they have seen.”
- “They look good from any which-a-way.”
Frank Zappa Quirky Song Quotes
- “This has to be the disease for you. Now scientists call this disease Bromhidrosis but us regular folks Know this exquisite little inconvenience By the name of: Stink foot.”
- “Well, I told him right then It should be easy to see The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.”
- “One of my legs is shorter than the other And both my feet’s too long.”
- “I may be totally wrong but I’m a fool, yeah.”
- “I can take about an hour on the tower of power.”
- “Does the life you been livin’ gotta go, hmmm? Well, lemme straighten you out About a place I know.”
- “You got stink foot! Stink foot, darlin’ Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!”
- “Are you waitin’ for Mister Goodbar? Well, here he is.”
Frank Zappa Instagram Captions
- Imaginary vocals exist only in the mind.
- The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe.
- Just a dancin’ fool.
- It’s just a token of my extreme.
- You might be surprised at what you find out when ya go!
- Stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!
- Goblin Girl, take it away…
- Maybe I’m totally wrong but I’m a fool.