Jumba’s Categorized Quotes: A Genius’s Perspective on Life, Love, Motivation, and Humor
Life – Jumba Quotes
- “Created something?! Ha! But that would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever… make more than one.” – Jumba
- “Monstrosity! What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is bulletproof, fireproof and can think faster than supercomputer. He can see in the dark and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct: To destroy everything he touches!” – Jumba
- “So, tell me, my little one-eyed one on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?” – Jumba
- “His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers reverse street signs and steal everyone’s left shoe.” – Jumba
- “Now, this is interesting.” – Jumba
- “6-2-6 was designed to be a monster but now he has nothing to destroy. You see, I never gave him a greater purpose. What must it be like to have nothing… not even memories to visit in the middle of the night?” – Jumba
- “Wait… something is not right. 6-2-6 is returning willingly to water.” – Jumba
- “He cannot swim!” – Jumba
- “Why will he risk drowning?” – Jumba
- “Hang up. We are going swimming.” – Jumba
- “We’re fired! Now we do it my way!” – Jumba
- “Ah! You don’t have one. I made you.” – Jumba
- “You’re built to destroy. You can never belong. Now come quietly and we will take you apart. No, no, no, no, don’t, don’t run! Don’t run!” – Jumba
- “Come out, my friend from whomever you’re hiding behind.” – Jumba
- “See, problem is… we’re just here for him.” – Jumba
- “Stitch is unconscious.” – Jumba
- “We stay close. Hope for a miracle. That’s all we can do.” – Jumba
Love – Jumba Quotes
- “Oh… little monster!” – Jumba
- “Hey! Get away from her.” – Jumba
Motivational – Jumba Quotes
- “When you’re ready to give up just let us know, heh?” – Jumba
- “Listen carefully.” – Jumba
- “Come.” – Jumba
- “Rescue.” – Jumba
- “Don’t worry, is all part of plan. We are professionals. Hey! Get that out of your mouth! Hold on! Okay, is show time! This is it!” – Jumba
- “We stay close. Hope for a miracle. That’s all we can do.” – Jumba
Funny – Jumba Quotes
- “Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical– completely within legal boundaries.” – Jumba
- “Hey, just a little one.” – Jumba
- “I prefer to be called evil genius!” – Jumba
- “Using a little girl for a shield. THIS IS LOW, EVEN FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!” – Jumba
- “Bah! Tear him apart with all both my bare hands!” – Jumba
- “Actually, she’s just ugly.” – Jumba “This little girl is wasting her time. 6-2-6 cannot be taught to ignore its destructive programming. Ooh! Push that over. What are you doing?” – Jumba
- “Uh, say, I want to try it on.” – Jumba
- “Share! Let me try it!” – Jumba
- “Don’t run. Don’t make me shoot you. You were expensive. Yes. Yes, that’s it. Come quietly.” – Jumba
- “Come back here, you little…!” – Jumba
- “Oh, hiding behind your little friend won’t work anymore. Didn’t I tell you? We got fired this morning. New rules.” – Jumba
- “Ooh! I love this song!” – Jumba
- “What the…? Ooh! Come on! What’s the big deal?” – Jumba
- “I’ll put you back together again… I’ll make you taller, and not so fluffy!” – Jumba
- “Oh, leave my mother out of this! You could do with a makeover. I tried to give you my good looks but let’s face it, something went wrong.” – Jumba
- “You always get in the way!” – Jumba
- “One potato!” – Jumba
- “Three potato!” – Jumba
- “Five potato!” – Jumba
- “Seven potato, more!” – Jumba
- “HA! I win!” – Jumba
- “Aha! Now, all your washing is up!” – Jumba
- “Uh, sorry, we do not know anyone by this, uh…” – Jumba
- “[sighs] We know her.” – Jumba
- “Fine.” – Jumba
- “Uh, he’s very persuasive.” – Jumba
- “What? Did you think we walked here?” – Jumba
- “It’s not Hanukah!” – Jumba