Mater’s Quotes From Cars (2006)

Mater’s wisdom: a collection of quotes from radiator springs’ finest tow truck:

Mater Quotes on Life

  • “Where are you? Shoot! You’re in Radiator Springs! The cutest little town in Carburetor County.”
  • “Well, if you think that’s great, you should see the rest of the town.”
  • “Radiator Springs! The cutest little town in Carburetor County.”
  • “Well, if you think that’s great, you should see the rest of the town.”
  • “You know, I used to be a purty good whistler. I can’t do it now of course, on account of sometimes I get fluid built up in my engine block, but Doc said he’s gonna fix it dough. He can fix about anything. That’s why we made him the judge. Boy, you shoulda heard me on “giddy-up, oom papa mow mow.” Now, I’m not one to brag, but people come purty far to see me get low on the mow-mow.”
  • “It rides purty smooth.”
  • “I’m startin’ to think he knowed you was gonna crash!”
  • “Oh, I tell you what. I bet even the roads on the moon ain’t this smooth.”
  • “Rear view mirrors. We’ll get you some, and I’ll teach you if you want.”
  • “What’s wrong with rusty old cars?”
  • “Nah, it’s okay, buddy.”
  • “Hey, you think maybe one day I can get a ride in one of them helicopters? I mean, I’ve always wanted to ride in one of them fancy helicopters.”
  • “You mean it?”
  • “Oh, yeah. Anything you say.”
  • “I knew it. I knowed I made a good choice!”
  • “In what?”
  • “My best friend.”
  • “See you tomorrow, buddy!”
  • “Oh, he’s just sad because you left town, and went to your big race to win the Piston Cup that you’ve always dreamed about your whole life and get that big ol’ sponsor and that fancy helicopter you was talking about.”
  • “[sadly] I didn’t get to say goodbye to him.”
  • “Okay, I’m good.”
  • “All right, everybody please keep together now. We is now entering the Doc Hudson wing of the museum.”
  • “Sorry, Mrs. The King, I think Doc went out for a drive or something.”
  • “Look at this! It’s my hood, it’s my hood, I ain’t seen this thing in 20 years!”
  • “Well, it fits perfectly. How do I look?”
  • “Look at this! It’s my hood, it’s my hood, I ain’t seen this thing in 20 years!”
  • “Well, it fits perfectly. How do I look?”

Mater Quotes on Love

  • “She’s the town attorney and my fiancee.”
  • “I’m just kidding, she just like me for my body.”
  • “She’s the town attorney and my fiancee.”
  • “Hey, listen, listen! If anybody asks you, we was out smashing mailboxes, okay?”
  • “McQueen and Sally parked beneath a tree, K-I-S-somethin’-somethin’-somethin’-T!”
  • “McQueen and Sally parked beneath the tree, K-I-S-S… uhh… I-N-G!”
  • “Hey, “Miss Sally.” May I have this cruise?”
  • “Aw. Getting cozy at the Cone, is we?”
  • “You’re in love with Miss Sally! You’re in love with Miss Sally!”

Mater Quotes – Motivational

  • “Shoot, I’ll do it, Sheriff!”
  • “Boy, I’m purty good at this lawyerin’ stuff.”
  • “Just need to know where I’ve been.”
  • “He’s my best friend. What’re you gonna do?”
  • “I taught him that.”
  • “Way to go, buddy!”

Mater Quotes – Funny

  • “Morning, Sleeping Beauty!”
  • “Ha, ha! Boy, I was wondering when you’re gonna wake up!”
  • “You’re funny, I like you already. My name’s Mater.”
  • “Mater?”
  • “Yeah, like “tuh-mater”, but without the “tuh”. What’s your name?”
  • “Nuh… No, I know your name. Is your name “Mater”, too?”
  • “Dad-gum!”
  • “Cool!”
  • “”Later, Mater.” That’s funny!”
  • “Well, quit yer yapping and tow this delinquent road hazard to traffic court.”
  • “Well, quit yer yapping and tow this delinquent road hazard to traffic court.”
  • “Ka-ching!”
  • “Oh, man, you got to work with Bessie, I’d give my left 2-Lug Nuts for something like that.”
  • “Maybe I should’ve, uh, hooked him up to Bessie… and then, uh… then took the boot off.”
  • “Holy shoot!”
  • “You hurt your what?”
  • “Whoo-hoo! I’m the first one on the new road! Uh, oh——”
  • “Whoa, honey, surplus”
  • “Um, okay.”
  • “Well, yeah. I always got my tow cable. Why?”
  • “Ahmhm.”
  • “[nobs his face] Ahmhm.”
  • “He’s done!”
  • “Well, okay. [drives alongside Doc]”
  • “[showing his tow cable] Well, yeah. I always got my tow cable. Why?”
  • “[chuckles]”
  • “Have fun fishing, Mater.”
  • “[Mater swings his tow cable, and throws his hook towards McQueen, which it grabs onto his rear end. McQueen gasps and Mater then pulls McQueen out of the cactus.]”
  • “Nah, not me, Flo. I’m on one of them there special diets.”
  • “[a few bits of spit comes out of him as he says “special”] I’m a precisional instrument of speed and air-matics.”
  • “Mornin’, Sally! Hey, look at this here fancy new road that Lightnin’ McQueen done just made!”
  • “[Mater lets go, and Luigi slides across the tarmac at the crossroad. Luigi driving back and forth once across the tarmac, Luigi chuckling] This is fantastico!”
  • “Sally, I got dibs, next turn!”
  • “Dad Gum! Wait a minute, what if he tries to run again?”
  • “Yes, sir! [closes one eye, and keeps the other open] Unh!”
  • “You know, I once knew this girl doreen. Good-looking girl! Looked just like a jaguar, only she was a truck! You know, I used to crash into her, just so I could spoke to her!”
  • “What are you talking about?”
  • “I don’t know. Hey, I know something we can do tonight, ’cause I’m in charge of watching you!”
  • “Well, that’s all right, Mr. I Can’t Turn On Dirt. You probably couldn’t handle it anyway.”
  • “Whoa, whoa, easy now, Mater. You know who you’re talking to? This is Lightning McQueen. I can handle anything.”
  • “Oh, come on, you’ll love it!”
  • “Alright, listen, when I say go, we go, but don’t let Frank catch you, GO!”
  • “Okay, here’s what you do, you just sneak up in front of them, and then honk? And they do the rest. Watch this.”
  • “I swear, tractors is so dumb! I tell you what, buddy, you don’t get much better than this.”
  • “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.”
  • “Ah, you turn, bud.”
  • “Baby?”
  • “[clucking]”
  • “… That’s Frank.”
  • “RUN!!!”
  • “Run, he’s gonna get ya!”
  • “Tomorrow night we can go look for the ghost light!”
  • “Oh, yeah, I’m telling you!”
  • “Oh, boy, you gotta admit that was fun!”
  • “Well, we better get you back to the impound lot.”
  • “Yeah, you probably right: “HEY, LOOK, THERE’S MISS SALLY!””
  • “[laughing]”
  • “Stop what?”
  • “Wreck?! Shoot, I’m the world’s best backwards driver! You just watch this right here, lover boy.”
  • “[screams happily.”
  • “No need to watch where I’m goin’!”
  • “Giddy-up right in there! Come on, Rusty. WHEE-HE!”
  • “Wait a minute!”
  • “I knowed you wouldn’t leave without saying goodbye.”
  • “[other laugh, smacks McQueen with his tire] I knowed you wouldn’t leave without saying goodbye.”
  • “[laughs, “Dah ha ha ha ha ha!” tows him to Sally, and lets go]”
  • “[Suddenly, a blue light shines on McQueen. A townsfolk gasp] It’s the Ghost-Light!”
  • “Goodbye!!!”
  • “Whoa! Git-R-Done!”
  • “KA CHOW!”
  • “Yeah!”
  • “Way to go, Guido!”
  • “Yeah!”
  • “Hepnon, hiphep, hilililly!”
  • “Wheeeeeee!!”
  • “YEEEEEEHHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
  • “WHOO-HOO!”
  • “I’m flying, by golly! Whoo-hoo!”
  • “I’m happier than a tornado in a trailer park!”
  • “Nah, dang.”
  • “Huh?”
  • “Nah, dang.”
  • “Huh?”
  • “I wasn’t tractor-tipping!”
  • “[McQueen laughs, exclaiming] WHOA, BOY! WHOA!”

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