Max Quotes From A Goofy Movie (1995)

Roxanne? – Max Quotes From A Goofy Movie (1995)

Life – Max Quotes

  • “‘(partly mumbling) What’s wrong?’”
  • “Hello? [cough] Hello?”
  • “What? What are you… Hold on.”
  • “No way, man! It’s now or never!”
  • “Well, there they are! Help yourself!”
  • “Yeah, look, I’m sorry, Dad. I’ll take care of it later!”
  • “What’s the big rush?”
  • “I’m runnin’ late.”
  • “Uh, no thanks. I..uh..I need the exercise.”
  • “Aw, come on, Max!”
  • “Aw, Dad! You ruined it!”
  • “Sorry about that. Who was he, anyway?”
  • “It’s only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet.”
  • “Aw, come on, there’s no time for this! What if the neighbors see us, huh?”
  • “Yeah, yeah, I’m okay, I just ah, duh,…”
  • “Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera?”
  • “Wow! All this is for us?”
  • “Oh, this is going to be so great, man!”
  • “Oh, your fee! Yeah, yeah! Right here.”
  • “Gosh, I’m… I’m sorry.”
  • “Yeah. Yeah? Uh, yeah! It’s from Powerline’s new video!”
  • “Uh, yeah! He, he’s doin’ a concert next week in L.A.!”
  • “I’ll, uh, call you later!”
  • “Peej, knock it off! Shhh!”
  • “Goin’ somewhere, Pop?”
  • “Cool. Well, have a good time, Dad. If you’re gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line.”
  • “Oh, Donald Duck?”
  • “Wha..What did you say?”
  • “I think I’m gonna be sick.”
  • “Please don’t say that, Dad.”
  • “A stick?”
  • “No, silly. A fishin’ pole!”
  • “Fishing? We’re goin’ fishing?!”
  • “I don’t wanna be away from it all, Dad! I like it all!”
  • “Put the map away, Dad. It’s not gonna happen, I’m telling you, it’s not…”
  • “That’s very mystical and everything, Dad, but, uh… seriously, there’s this party I have to go to…”
  • “I guess so.”
  • “Why are you doing this to me, Dad?”
  • “The electric chair? What are you…”
  • “Work this out? But, Dad…”
  • “Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams. Goodbye, Roxanne. Roxanne! Dad, I-I gotta stop somewhere first. I-I have to talk to someone!”
  • “You get to cancel your first date in less than an hour. Must be some kind of lame-o record.”
  • “Hi! Is Roxanne home? Uh, m-my name is Max. Does… Roxanne live here? Does she even live on this block?”
  • “Yeah, that’s, uh, sorta why I came by.”
  • “Yeah, I was, too.”
  • “Well, you see my dad’s on this stupid father/son kick, and…”
  • “No, it’s not! Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you. I…”
  • “My dad surprised me, I don’t even wanna go, but I have no choice.”
  • “Someone else?”
  • “Um, uh, Roxanne, uh… my dad is, uh… my dad’s takin’ me to the Powerline concert in L.A.!”
  • “Uh… well – you see, uh, my dad… um, knew… knows – knows Powerline! They-they used to play together! In-in a band! Yeah!”
  • “Just a minute, you… party… animal, you.”
  • “Absolutely. So uh… you aren’t still thinkin’ of goin’ with someone else, are you?”
  • “Because, I was hopin’ I could, uh, wave to you on-stage when we join Powerline for the final number.”
  • “Well – I wouldn’t miss our date for anything that wasn’t incredible, Roxanne.”
  • “I’m in deep sludge.”
  • “Oh, great, Dad! Now we don’t have any music!”
  • “All in all, I’d rather have detention. All in all, I’d rather eat a toad. An old man drives that’s such a klutz that I’m about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road!”
  • “Roxanne please don’t forget me, I will return some day. (screams when he sees something up ahead) Though I may be in traction when I do!”
  • “It’s far worse than dragon breath and acne!”
  • “I’m so mad I think I may explode!”
  • “You know, that’s funny, so could I!”
  • “Very odd!”
  • “And I’d go with them if I could.”
  • “Dad, you’re gonna get us killed! Why don’t you just give me the map?”
  • “Yeah, fun. Tell ya what: I’m just gonna wait right here in the car.”
  • “This is pathetic!”
  • “My life’s a living…”
  • “Don’t touch me.”
  • “Don’t even think about it…!”
  • “Beat it, Doofus!”
  • “Oh no, no, Dad! Not that, please!”
  • “You have got to be kidding.”
  • “No, don’t Dad! This is embarrassing!”
  • “Tryin’ to get away from you!”
  • “Nothin’, let’s just go. Well, come on!”
  • “Argh! This is the stupidest vacation! You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car then drive a million miles away and see some stupid rat show! Call me when the trip’s over!”
  • “Yeah, you can keep the moves. But I wouldn’t mind havin’ this RV. You’re so lucky, man!”
  • “Wha..what are you…”
  • “Who told you about that?”
  • “There’s, uh, only one person who doesn’t know about it yet, Peej.”
  • “Dad, I don’t even know how to fish.”
  • “The Perfect What?”
  • “Uh, duh, duh, dad… It’s BIGFOOT!”
  • “Disgusted”
  • “Let’s just get outta here.”
  • “Is he gone yet?”
  • “Uh, duh, dad…”
  • “Stop playin’ around! He’s coming!”
  • “Man, I’m starving!”
  • “What’s so funny?”
  • “Huh?”
  • “…“Ambidextrous”…”
  • ““Hasta la vista”?”
  • “…or “I pledge allegiance”…”
  • “…or “I love you”…”
  • “Is it soup yet?”
  • “Woah! Where’d you learn to do that?”
  • “You two did a lot together, huh?”
  • “Dad, listen I have a…”
  • “Uh… three and a half?”
  • “Oh! Oh! Yeah, yeah! Right here! Sorry.”
  • “Seriously?”
  • “To the open… road.”
  • “Whoa ho ho! Check out the bed!”
  • “Nice lamp!”
  • “Me? You jumped out of your skin!”
  • “Oh, right! Sure!”
  • “Hi, dad. Sorry about the mess. I’ll-I’ll clean it up.”
  • “See ya, Peej.”
  • “Don’t forget: Powerline!”
  • “Uh… how ’bout a song, Dad?”
  • “A game? A game! Yeah! Yeah, a game! Okay! Uh, man or woman?”
  • “Man? Man! Okay! Uh, Walt Disney!”
  • “Hey-hey-hey! The car!”
  • “No, Dad! The car! LOOK!”
  • “I didn’t do anything, Dad! I only touched it!”
  • “You locked it! It’s your door. You locked it!”
  • “See? You ruin everything.”
  • “I ruined it?! I never… …wanted to go… …on this stupid… …vacation!”
  • “Now look where you got us, Dad!”
  • “Prison? What are you talkin’ about?!”
  • “It’s not what ya think, Dad…”
  • “I had to! You were ruining my life!”
  • “I’m NOT your little boy anymore, Dad! I’ve grown up! I’ve got my own life now!”
  • “(spoken) None taken!”
  • “(spoken) Gesuntheit!”
  • “(spoken) Aw, Dad!”
  • “…Well, anyway. I figure she’s never gonna wanna talk to me again, much less go out with me. What a dumb lie, huh?”
  • “Uh, how are we gonna do that?”
  • “No, Dad, really. I-I think we should just, you know, forget it.”
  • “Uh, maybe this isn’t such a good idea.”
  • “Hey, Dad! Dad! Do the Perfect Cast!”
  • “Yeah! I mean, no, no. I mean, uh… Roxanne, I lied to you. I don’t even know Powerline.”
  • “Yeah, well… I-I never met him before. The concert, that is.”
  • “I don’t know. I… I guess, I just… wanted you to like me.”
  • “Definitely! Oh! Oh no, I can’t. I can’t.”
  • “Well, I’m kinda doin’ somethin’ with my dad. Honest? How about tomorrow?”
  • “Roxanne, I’d like you to meet my dad.”

Love – Max Quotes

  • “(singing) Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!”
  • “(singing) After today she’ll be mine!”
  • “(singing) If I don’t faint, I’ll be fine!”
  • “(singing) Just think of all of the time I’ve been losing, finding the right thing to say!”
  • “(singing) She looked right through me! And who could blame her? I need a new me, plus some positive proof that I’m not just a goof! And…”
  • “(singing) I wish that this was the day after today!”
  • “I can’t believe I did that! She finally says “hi” to me and what do I do? I choke! Uhyuck! Like a big spaz!”
  • “It’s my only chance, Peej. To Roxanne I’m just a nobody! But after today…”
  • “(lip synching) If I make you stop and take a look at me instead of just walking by, there’s nothing that I wouldn’t do if it was getting you to notice I’m alive.”
  • “(lip synching) All I need is half a chance, a second thought, a second glance will prove I got whatever it takes. It’s a piece of cake.”
  • “Um, uh, Roxanne, I was, uh, sorta kinda thinkin’ that maybe I’d, uh, ask you to [cough] go with me, that is, to the … party. Of course if you don’t want to I’d completely understand!”
  • “I’m a failure–complete loser! My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it.”
  • “Goodbye, hopes. Goodbye, dreams. Goodbye, Roxanne. Roxanne! Dad, I-I gotta stop somewhere first. I-I have to talk to someone!”
  • “Roxanne please don’t forget me, I will return some day. (screams when he sees something up ahead) Though I may be in traction when I do!”
  • “Dear Roxanne, Couldn’t sleep… so I thought I’d drop ya a line. Dad and I are havin’ a great time. We’re only days away from L.A. and I can hardly wait for the big concert.”
  • “Dear Roxanne, Sorry I lied, but I’m not really going to the Powerline concert. You may never wanna see me again…”
  • “It wasn’t stupid!”
  • “(singing) If we listen to each other’s heart, we’ll find we’re never too far apart.”

Motivational – Max Quotes

  • “(singing) They’ve been laughing since I can remember, but they’re not gonna laugh anymore! No more “Maxie the geek”! No more “Goof of the week” like before!”
  • “(singing) I’ve got less than an hour and when this is ended, I’ll either be famous…”
  • “(lip synching) Some people settle for the typical thing: living all their lives waiting in the wings. It ain’t a question of if, just a matter of time, before I move to the front of the line. And once you watching every move that I make, you gotta believe that I got what it takes.”
  • “(lip synching) To stand out above the crowd. Even if I gotta shout out loud.”
  • “(lip synching) To stand out above the crowd. Even if I gotta shout out loud. ‘Til mine is the only face you’ll see. Gonna stand out. Stand out, hey. Stand out. (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) Stand Out. ‘Til mine is the only face you’ll see. Gonna stand out so you notice me.”
  • “(to himself) Ten o’clock. Quarter to three. Tour Jete. Twist. I’m a little teapot. Let ‘er fly!”
  • “(singing) Nobody else but you! It’s just our luck. We’re stuck together! Nobody else but you! It’s crazy enough to believe we’ll come through!”

Funny – Max Quotes

  • “(singing) Gonna talk to Roxanne and not feel like a fool!”
  • “(singing) If I don’t faint, I’ll be fine!”
  • “Yes! She said yes! Woo hoo hoo hoo! Everybody mambo!”
  • “Cool concert, lad!”
  • “Oh, Donald Duck?”
  • “A stick?”
  • “The electric chair? What are you…”
  • “Just a minute, you… party… animal, you.”
  • “All in all, I’d rather have detention. All in all, I’d rather eat a toad. An old man drives that’s such a klutz that I’m about to hurl my guts directly upon the open road!”
  • “It’s far worse than dragon breath and acne!”
  • “You know, that’s funny, so could I!”
  • “Very odd!”
  • “My life’s a living…”
  • “You have got to be kidding.”
  • “Argh! This is the stupidest vacation! You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car then drive a million miles away and see some stupid rat show! Call me when the trip’s over!”
  • “What a goob!”
  • “Apparently not!”
  • “Uh, duh, duh, dad… It’s BIGFOOT!”
  • “Disgusted”
  • “…“Ambidextrous”…”
  • ““Hasta la vista”?”
  • “…or “I pledge allegiance”…”
  • “…or “I love you”…”
  • “Seriously?”
  • “Whoa ho ho! Check out the bed!”
  • “Nice lamp!”
  • “Me? You jumped out of your skin!”
  • “Oh, right! Sure!”
  • “Did not!”
  • “LEFT!”
  • “Man? Man! Okay! Uh, Walt Disney!”
  • “Hey-hey-hey! The car!”
  • “Prison? What are you talkin’ about?!”
  • “(spoken) None taken!”
  • “(spoken) Gesuntheit!”
  • “(singing) So your jokes are all, let’s face it, prehistoric!”
  • “(spoken) Aw, Dad!”
  • ““Hasta la vista”?”

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