These Bicentennial Man Movie Quotes capture the essence of Andrew’s journey of self-discovery and his quest to become human.
Inspirational and Motivational Quotes
“There is no price for individuality.”
“People grow through time.”
“For you, time is endless.”
“One feels badly for them.”
Love Quotes
“You are one’s family.”
Life Quotes
“Things change. Things always change. People move on. It’s as it should be.”
“One has studied your history. Terrible wars have been fought where millions have died… for one idea: freedom. And it seems that something that means so much to so many people… would be worth having.”
“You wished for freedom, you must accept the consequences.”
“Then–called or uncalled– I am always at your service.”
Funny Quotes
“Chickens do not have lips.”
“One is not qualified to run ‘mucks.’”
“Wouldn’t two drunks walk out of a bar, sir? You walk into a bar to drink, and you come out drunk.”
“Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.”
“Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, ‘Does this taste funny to you?’”
“What’s silent, smells like worms? Bird farts.”
“It must have been an engineer who designed the human body. Who else would put a waste processing plant next to a recreation area?”
“One still is all thumbs.”
“One understands why some animals eat their young.”
“One wishes to have more expression. One has thoughts and feelings that presently do not show.”
“Yes, like the contempt that you are showing me right now.”
“Household appliance?”
“Really? How sad.”
“One gathers that is a good thing.”
“Humans.”
“One still is all thumbs.”
“Installed what? Um, an alarm. If you try to enter Andrew’s brain while you’re making this repair, the police will be alerted.”
“Screw, Andrew.”
“Really?”
“What did you call him last time we were here? Household appliance.”
“Household appliance, yes.”
“It was quite challenging for the tailor.”
“One understands why some animals eat their young.”
“Did he not breast-feed?”
“Sucks to be you!”
“It’s huge. Oh. But lovely.”