Exploring some classic lines from the Casper Meets Wendy Movie Quotes collection, this compilation captures the humor, friendship, and spooky fun of the film.
Funny Quotes
- “Greetings, Earthling. Can you direct me to the Roswell Chili Cookoff? ‘Cause I’m a little low on gas!”
- “It looks like your bat’s been to spring training.”
- “Rest? You mean, like ‘in peace’?”
- “Can’t leave you out. Otherwise, who’d carry our luggage?”
- “Mornings would be better if they happened in the afternoon.”
- “I’m the original Spice Girl.”
- “What did I do to deserve sisters like this?”
- “Well, let’s see. You invented mildew, morning breath… foot fungus.”
- “Please, talk to the hand, because the witches ain’t listening.”
- “Wendy-poo, wake up and smell the potion. I mean, we’re witches, for goodness” sake. We don’t explain. We get even.”
- “We dont have to love ya. Were family.”
- “Yeah,we’re stuck with ya.”
- “Butt out, Bozo, before I turn you into a newt.”
- “Do I look like a speech therapist to you? Then why are you stammering?”
- “Of all the witches in the world, we had to get one with a sense of humor.”
- “They must’ve thought I was a pack mule in another life.”
- “Quit dawdling, Bulb Head.”
- “Wake up and smell the coffin.”
- “Hey, did you hear the one about the roof? It’s over your head.”
- “If it weren’t for those hats, you’d be totally pointless.”
- “I be witchin’!”
- “You want some cheese with that whine?”
- “Yes, these floral prints are just killing my sinuses.”
- “I know, you cast the spells, and I’ll run them through my spell checker!”
- “Yeah, I’m starvin’ to death… in a manner of speaking.”
- “Yeah, take a hike.”
- “Are you kidding? He eats my pixie dust.”
- “Having a bad airday?”
- “Me, too. Well, except for the life part.”
- “Hey, sugar-shorts, how about a date?”
- “Uh, December 7th, 1941.”
- “I just love when they play hard to get.”
- “Did somebody say ‘fried chicken?’”
- “Hey, it could be ‘hunk city.’”
- “Oh, color us there.”
- “Get a clue.”
- “Horrors!”
- “Yeah, very pale, no hair, and hangs out in cemeteries.”
- “Nobody makes Josh Jackman look like a geek!”
- “Tell the laundry less starch this time.”
- “Casper the Friendly Ghost wants to scare fleshies? Somebody pinch me.”
- “Why do I always get the fat guy?”
- “Hey, it’s dark in here. No wonder. I went in backwards.”
- “Good, I’ll cover the buffet area.”
- “Sorry, lady. Didn’t know. ‘Snot polite.”
- “Scram, loser. Can’t you see a real man approaches?”
- “Aw, shucks. Let’s dance.”
- “The name’s Boo. James Boo.”
- “Black tie. I’m impressed.”
- “Let’s just say I’ll never step on your feet.”
- “Mini-doughnut? Oh! Don’t mind if l do.”
- “Oh! A connoisseur!”
- “Hey, what did the pigeon say to the statue?”
- “‘Pardon me, but do you have any ‘Gray Poop On’ you?’”
- “You’re such a witty man.”
- “Hey, whoever thought fleshies could’ve been such fun, huh?”
- “Yeah. Old football injury.”
- “Like the Hindenberg.”
- “Oh, gee, we haven’t had this much fun in centuries!”
- “That’s rich, coming from a disenchanter!”
- “Go rattle your chains!”
- “Go peddle your potions!”
- “Oh, make us, you big Dairy Queen butts!”
- “It was a bluff.”
- “Ew! Witch germs!”
- “You touched. I mini-doughnuted!”
- “Oh, I think I’m going to blow ectoplasm.”
- “Cross my heart and hope to live.”
Life Lesson Quotes
- “Chill, folks. You don’t have to be scared.”
- “How could you do that?! No wonder I don’t have any friends.”
- “The only good fleshie is a scared fleshie.”
- “But why do you scare them?”
- “‘Cause they can’t scare back.”
- “Witches are fleshies with power.”
- “It isn’t fair.”
- “I just wanted someone to talk to!”
- “Join the club.”
- “My aunts say, ‘Never trust what you can’t see.’”
- “But you can see me. And I certainly can see you.”
- “It doesn’t make any sense! I have no friends, none. And my family treats me like I’m sludge.”
- “I hear that.”
- “But I’m supposed to hate you.”
- “We messed up good.”
- “No fooling.”
- “You see, I’m not very good at standing up to them.”
- “Casper, you’ve got to. This is life or death.”
Friendship and Love Quotes
- “I just thought m-maybe you could — Heh — try to be a little more… you know, friendly.”
- “I just didn’t know witches were so… Cute.”
- “Most of us are, I guess. But not me! In fact, I’m friendly.”
- “Guess we have a lot in common, huh?”
- “Whoa! This has been the best day of my life.”
- “And then you come along, and I finally feel like I’m somebody.”
- “But we still are friends, right?”
- “Wendy, friends doesn’t come close to describing how I feel.”
- “If we just got them together somehow, I just know that they’d get along.”
- “It is just wall-to-wall hunks.”
- “Oh, you sweet, skinny thing, you.”
- “Isn’t he delicious?”
- “I never met anyone with such a fascinating… earthy quality.”
- “Oh, you take my breath away!”
- “We done good.”
- “You look…magical.”
- “But we’re friends!”
- “We got to stick together, Casper.”
Conflict and Warning Quotes
- “Don’t take that tone with me. You’re a slave of the mirror, and the mirror belongs to the greatest witch of all — Moi.”
- “Unless you act now, you will forfeit your rank.”
- “If witches and spirits unite as friends, she will be the greatest, and your power will end.”
- “Don’t try to scare me, you cheap antique.”
- “Human or witch or creature not mortal, all will be lost when they step through this portal.”
- “I don’t want any slip ups.”
- “Better to confront a nuclear missile.”
- “Big magic sends big static!”
- “Faster than a Lo-Jack.”
- “Now, from now on, we all have to be very, very careful.”
- “If we have to quit, so does she!”
- “Yes, and don’t trust anyone.”
- “What could possibly be so important that you’d risk our safety?”
- “If my aunts find out I’m friends with a ghost, they’ll throw a witchy fit.”
- “Vacation’s over, boys. If we want to win back our self-respect, we got to scare those witches out of here!”
- “Don’t you understand that ghosts are our enemies?”
- “Look, girls, we can’t hang around here anymore. We’re going to have to go find another hiding place.”
- “If my aunts or I use any big magic, he’ll find us and destroy us — Got it?”
- “It’s called the Mystic Abyss, and whatever goes in vanishes…forever.”
Spooky and Supernatural Quotes
- “Ahhh, I feel my ectoplasm relaxin’ already.”
- “This is the afterlife.”
- “Brace yourself… for terror!”
- “Casper the Friendly Ghost wants to scare fleshies? Somebody pinch me.”
- “Actually I was thinking… possession.”
- “Come on, lads. We gotta find us some fleshies to invade.”
- “In the name of the great sorcerer Nogamo, I command: that you turn these spirits into bean bags!”
- “They say you witches have killer magic.”