This collection captures the humor, heart, and haunting reflections found in the beloved film, featuring insights from Casper, Kat, Dr. Harvey, and the mischievous Ghostly Trio
Humorous & Ghostly Trio Quotes
- Who you gonna call? Someone else.
- Piece of crumb cake.
- They can’t haunt a pile of rubble.
- You’re sweaty male construction types!
- You can call them ghosts, if you like, or as I prefer, the living impaired.
- I got a face-lift. There was one just like it underneath.
- Hey, boys, we got a closet case here.
- Smell-o-gram.
- Sushi, anyone? California roll coming up.
- All for one, and one for all!
- Catch your pants before they fall.
- Are we scary or what?
- I’m bein’ hosed!
- You know, fellows, we’re never this close anymore.
- Yeah, but it saves on the heating bill.
- Kind of happens when you don’t have any skin.
- Well, you know that tingling feeling when your foot falls asleep? I think I’m made of that.
- I love the smell of fleshies in the morning.
- I’m melting! I’m melting!
- Oh, what a world! What a world!
- Guess again, bonebag!
- I feel like Oprah on hiatus.
- You look like Oprah on hiatus.
- You know what the problem is? Casper’s got no respect for us.
- After all we’ve done for the little glowworm.
- This floor used to be dirty enough to eat off of.
- But we have company.
- Oh, yeah? Well, company loves misery.
- You guys are disgusting, obnoxious creeps.
- Thank you!
- Take a hike.
- Get a grave.
- Drop dead!
- It’s too late!
- Hubba, hubba!
- She’s my wife Amelia. She’s deceased.
- Even better.
- We got a ghost-to-ghost network.
- We share haunting stories.
- We throw parties.
- The parties are always pretty dead, though.
- What’s this Vic guy got that I don’t, huh?
- A pulse?
- Big fleshy deal.
- A tan.
- Very bad for your skin.
- How about a reflection?
- Come with me if you want to live.
Life & Reflection Quotes
- I knew that place was worth something. There’s treasure in that house.
- And finally, I’m gonna get what I deserve.
- But most of the time, I hope you can be glad to be yourself.
- That’s really something to celebrate.
- But the bottom line is, they need help sometimes. Just like the rest of us.
- My question is, what’s haunting them?
- It’s a lack of resolution.
- Ghosts are simply spirits without resolution, with unfinished business.
- It’s my job to find out what that is.
- You are not demented. You’re a picture of mental health.
- Some people go through life never questioning the norm.
- But you and I, we’re doing something extraordinary with our lives.
- There’s no such thing as ghosts.
- Remember, ghosts can’t hurt you, okay?
- They’re simply spirits with unfinished business, alright?
- I was… I was… I don’t remember.
- Guess ’cause when you’re a ghost, life doesn’t matter that much anymore. So you forget.
- Sometimes I worry that I’m trying to forget.
Friendship & Loneliness Quotes
- All I want’s a friend.
- I can’t even remember anyone’s name.
- For once, I would just like to be… in one place long enough to make a friend.
- We’re movin’ to Friendship, Maine. Even I might make one.
- ‘Cause a single guy your age is more likely to become a bank hostage… than to make new friends.
- What if she likes me? What if she doesn’t?
- I’m a ghost. Yes, I admit it, but I’m a friendly ghost.
- You have to trust me.
- I come here every night.
- Alone?
- Can I keep you?
Love & Memory Quotes
- You sound like your mother.
- She has unfinished business.
- I’m sorry. For not believing you. For thinking you were a total loser.
- Apologize later.
- Don’t be goofin’ on Amelia. She’s as nice a person as they come.
- She’s always been an angel to me.
- I’m sayin: She’s a peach. None better.
- My mom. Just certain things.
- The sound of her making breakfast downstairs.
- The way she put on her lipstick… so carefully.
- I do remember… she always used Ivory soap.
- And when she’d hug me, I’d breathe her in… so deep.
- And I remember, before I’d go to sleep, she’d whisper in my ear, “Stardust in the eyes, rosy cheeks and a happy girl in the morning.”
- If my mom’s a ghost, did she forget about me?
- No, she’d never forget you.
- If I were alive, would you go to the Halloween dance with me?
- I don’t wanna look cute. Cute’s like when you’re nine years old… and you’ve got papier-mache around your head. I want to look… nice. Like… Like date nice.