Danny Noonan, the caddy with aspirations beyond the golf course, delivers some relatable and humorous lines throughout Caddyshack.
Danny Noonan Quotes on Dreams and Ambition
- “I gotta go to college. I gotta.”
- “I haven’t even told my father about the scholarship I didn’t get. I’m gonna end up working in a lumberyard the rest of my life.”
- “I planned to go to law school after I graduated, but it looks like my folks won’t have enough money to put me through college.”
- “[trying to make small talk with Chuck after Smails has introduced them] Well, I’m going to college too.”
- “I’ve often thought of entering the Priesthood.”
Danny Noonan Quotes on Relationships and Interactions
- “[to Lacey, while they’re laying in bed after having sex] I want you to know that just because of this you don’t have to stop seeing other people.”
- “Maggie, how about we go swimming?”
- “I’ll teach you.”
- “Late for what?”
- “Oh yeah? When? How?”
- “Guess I’m a little overdressed.”
- “I notice you don’t spend too much time there.”
- “Judge Smails, sir?”
- “I swear, I didn’t tell anybody anything, sir.”
- “I know I make some bad mistakes in the past. I’m willing to make up for that. I wanna be good.”
- “[shakes Smails’ hand] Yes, sir. I’m your pal.”
- “It’s hard when you’re talking like that.”
Danny Noonan’s Casual and Reactive Quotes
- “I had a couple of burgers and some Cokes for lunch.”
- “I don’t know!”
- “I can’t pay you. Lou has to.”
- “One coke.”
- “Yeah well Lou raised the price of coke he’s been losing at the track.”
- “Oh then you ain’t getting no coke. Know what I’m talking about?”
- “Ooh.”
- “Danny, sir.”
- “Everyday.”
- “No.”
- “No, St. Copius of northern…”
- “Guess I’m a little overdressed?”
- “No.”