Here are Mike quotes from Monsters Inc Movie.
Life Mike quotes
- Mike quotes: “I don’t know, but it’s been said. I love scaring kids in bed!”
- Mike quotes: “One-eighteen. Do you have one-nineteen? Do I see one-twenty? (Something else catches his eye) Oh, I don’t believe it!”
- Mike quotes: “Not you. Look! The new commercial’s on.”
- Mike quotes: “Again? You know, there’s more to life than scaring.”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I’m not at the restaurant in five minutes, they’re gonna give our table away; what am I gonna tell–?!”
- Mike quotes: “On my desk, Sulley. The pink copies go to accounting, the fuchsia ones to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz.”
- Mike quotes: “Leave the puce!”
- Mike quotes: “Well, I don’t know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes.”
- Mike quotes: “I’m tellin’ ya, pal, when that wall went up, you should’ve seen the look on Waternoose’s face. Hoo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape.”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, you all right? Come on, pal, cheer up. We did it! We got Boo home. Ah, sure we put the factory in the toilet, and… gee, hundreds of people will be outta work now. Not to mention the angry mob that’ll come after us when there’s no more power, but hey! At least we had some laughs, right?”
- Mike quotes: “Never mind. You’re in kindergarten, right? Oh, I love kindergarten. Best three years of my life.”
- Mike quotes: “Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. Oh, yeah, I was the fastest one out there. Of course I was the ball…”
- Mike quotes: “…but I… was the ball… see? All right.”
- Mike quotes: “Sorry it took so long, pal. There was a lot of wood to go through. You know, it only works if you have every piece.”
- Mike quotes: “Sulley, please, don’t blow this. Not when we’re so close to breaking the record.”
- Mike quotes: “Somebody else will find the kid. It’ll be their problem, not ours. She’s out of our hair!”
- Mike quotes: “It’s too late! We’re BANISHED, genius!! We’re in the HUMAN WORLD!!! Oh, what a great idea; goin’ to your old pal Waternoose! Too bad he was in on the whole thing! All you hadda do, was listen to me. JUST ONCE!!! But you DIDN’T, did you?!”
- Mike quotes: “YOU’RE STILL NOT LISTENING!!!!!”
- Mike quotes: “Look at that big jerk. Ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID!!! Because of you, I am now stuck in this frozen wasteland!”
- Mike quotes: “BOO?! WHAT ABOUT US?! Ever since that kid came in, you’ve ignored everything I’ve said, and NOW look where we are! Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley! We would’ve had it made!”
- Mike quotes: “None of it matters?”
- Mike quotes: “And what about me? I’m your pal, I’m-I’m-I’m your best friend. Don’t I matter?”
- Mike quotes: “Yes, I do. I was just mad, that’s all. I needed some time to think, but you shouldn’t have left me out there.”
Love Mike quotes
- Mike quotes: “Oh, Schmoopsie-Poo!”
- Mike quotes: “Googly Bear!”
- Mike quotes: “Not for Googly Bear.”
- Mike quotes: “I will see you at quittin’ time and not a minute later.”
- Mike quotes: “Okay, sweetheart.”
- Mike quotes: “Think romantical thoughts.”
- Mike quotes: “You and me, me and you, both of us together!”
- Mike quotes: “You know, pal, she’s the one. That’s it. She is the one!”
- Mike quotes: “So, get this. As if dinner wasn’t enough, I’m takin’ her to a monster truck rally afterwards.”
- Mike quotes: “You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself!”
- Mike quotes: “What a night of romance I got ahead of me! Tonight is about me, and…”
- Mike quotes: “Celia! Ooh, the love boat is about to set sail!”
- Mike quotes: “‘Cause I gotta tell ya, buddy, that face of hers, it just makes my heart go…”
- Mike quotes: “Schmoopsie-Poo.”
- Mike quotes: “Uh, do I ever. It’s just that… Uh, you know it’s…”
- Mike quotes: “There’s a small…”
- Mike quotes: “It’s just that–“
- Mike quotes: “Oh, Michael! I’ve had a lot of birthday – well, not a lot of birthdays, but this is the best birthday ever.”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, I was just thinking about the first time I laid eye on you, how pretty you looked.”
- Mike quotes: “Your hair was shorter then.”
- Mike quotes: “No, no, I like it this length.”
- Mike quotes: “I like everything about you. Just the other day, someone asked me who I thought the most beautiful monster was in all of Monstropolis, and you know what I said?”
- Mike quotes: “I said…”
- Mike quotes: “Sulley?”
- Mike quotes: “No! No, no! That’s not what I was gonna say! I mean, well, sure, he’s handsome, if you like the big guy, he’s rugged.”
- Mike quotes: “Celia, please try to understand!”
- Mike quotes: “Celia!”
- Mike quotes: “Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi..”
- Mike quotes: “Ah, Boo, it’s been fun.”
- Mike quotes: “♪ But I must admit it, big guy, you always come through. I wouldn’t have nothing if I didn’t have you. ♪”
- Mike quotes: “And just when I dare to care, she says ‘Au contraire, you’re my pair of friends… I love you.’”
- Mike quotes: “No, I’m not attacking you. I’m tryna be honest, just hear me out. Look, you and I are a team. Nothin’ is more important than our friendship.”
- Mike quotes: “I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you, but I am now.”
- Mike quotes: “Somebody’s gotta take care of ya, ya big hairball.”
Motivational Mike quotes
- Mike quotes: “Hey, less talk, more pain, marshmallow boy! Feel the burn!”
- Mike quotes: “Okay, Sulley, here we go. You ready? Follow it!”
- Mike quotes: “C’mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don’t have plaque!”
- Mike quotes: “Whoa! Attaboy. Attaboy. Another door comin’ right up.”
- Mike quotes: “Whoo! I’ve never seen anything like you today! You were on a roll, my man!”
- Mike quotes: “That’s right, baby!”
- Mike quotes: “Good! Good, Sulley, keep it up, you’re doin’ great!”
- Mike quotes: “Come on, Wazowski!”
- Mike quotes: “Okay, let’s move. Let’s move, let’s move! Come on!”
- Mike quotes: “We’re gonna get our lives back. The nightmare is over.”
- Mike quotes: “Go ahead. Go grow up.”
- Mike quotes: “Great job, Mikey. You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.”
- Mike quotes: “Not bad, huh? You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot.”
- Mike quotes: “Let’s take it home, big guy!”
- Mike quotes: “I’m gonna anyway!”
- Mike quotes: “Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed.”
Funny Mike quotes
- Mike quotes: “You call yourself a monster?”
- Mike quotes: “Scary feet, scary feet, scary feet– Oop! The kid’s awake!”
- Mike quotes: “Okay, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scary feet, scar– Kid’s asleep!”
- Mike quotes: “Twins! In a bunk bed!”
- Mike quotes: “Oh! It’s over here! Oh! Look over there! (gasps) Don’t let the kid touch you! Don’t let it touch you!”
- Mike quotes: “I love scaring kids in bed!”
- Mike quotes: “C’mon, fight that plaque! Fight that plaque! Scary monsters don’t have plaque!”
- Mike quotes: “I was on TV! Ha. Did you see me? I’m a natural!”
- Mike quotes: “Hello? I know! Wasn’t I great?! Did the whole family see it?”
- Mike quotes: “It’s your mom.”
- Mike quotes: “Ha-ha, what can I say? The camera loves me.”
- Mike quotes: “I’m tellin’ you, big daddy, you’re gonna be seein’ this face on TV a lot more often.”
- Mike quotes: “Ha, ha, ha, ha. You’ve been jealous of my good looks since the fourth grade, pal.”
- Mike quotes: “Walking?!”
- Mike quotes: “No, no, no, no! My baby! Look! She needs to be driven! (to car) Bye, baby! I’ll call you!”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, genius, you wanna know why I bought the car?”
- Mike quotes: “To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk, and the vroom-vroom, and no walking involved?”
- Mike quotes: “Look at you! Y-y-you have your own climate.”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, Tony! Hey, hey, hey! Tony! Pow-pow-pow-pow-pow!”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Come on, get lost, you two. You’re makin’ him lose his focus.”
- Mike quotes: “Not for Googly Bear.”
- Mike quotes: “Think romantical thoughts.”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, good id- (catching the joke) You know, that wasn’t very funny.”
- Mike quotes: “AHHHHHHH!!”
- Mike quotes: “I wasn’t scared, I have… allergies.”
- Mike quotes: “Wow, Randall, that’s great. That should make it even more humiliating when we break the record first. Ha-ha!”
- Mike quotes: “You hear it? You hear the winds of cha–?”
- Mike quotes: “Chalooby. Baby.”
- Mike quotes: “Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail.”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn’t it be easier if it all just blew away?”
- Mike quotes: “You’re the boss, you’re the boss, you’re the big hairy boss.”
- Mike quotes: “Are they? You know, I hadn’t even noticed. And, uh, how’s Georgie doin’?”
- Mike quotes: “Whew! Hey, can I borrow your odorant? You got, uh, Low Tide? How about Wet Dog?”
- Mike quotes: “You know, I am so romantic, sometimes I think I should just marry myself!”
- Mike quotes: “What a night of romance I got ahead of me! Tonight is about me, and…”
- Mike quotes: “YIKES!!!”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I’m not at the restaurant in five minutes, they’re gonna give our table away; what am I gonna tell–?!”
- Mike quotes: “Uh, do I ever. It’s just that… Uh, you know it’s…”
- Mike quotes: “There’s a small…”
- Mike quotes: “It’s just that–“
- Mike quotes: “I was? I mean, I was! Yeah, I was.”
- Mike quotes: “Your hair was shorter then.”
- Mike quotes: “I said…Sulley?”
- Mike quotes: “No! No, no! That’s not what I was gonna say! I mean, well, sure, he’s handsome, if you like the big guy, he’s rugged.”
- Mike quotes: “Well, I don’t think that date could have gone any worse!”
- Mike quotes: “AAAH!”
- Mike quotes: “Aaaaaaah!”
- Mike quotes: “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Come here, kid!”
- Mike quotes: “No, don’t touch those, you little–!”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, now those were alphabetized… It’s okay, it’s all right. As long as it doesn’t come near us, we’re gonna be okay.”
- Mike quotes: “AAH!!”
- Mike quotes: “AAAAAAAAAAH!!!”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, hey, that’s it! No one touches Little Mikey.”
- Mike quotes: “I have no idea. But it would be really great if it didn’t…do it…again.”
- Mike quotes: “The company? Who cares about the company? What about us?! That thing is a KILLING MACHINE!”
- Mike quotes: “I bet it’s just waiting for us to fall asleep, and then, WHAM!! Oh, we’re easy prey, my friend, easy prey! We’re sitting targets!”
- Mike quotes: “Okay, look, I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city and release it into the wild.”
- Mike quotes: “That’s it. I’m out of ideas. We’re closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek!”
- Mike quotes: “No plan… no plan… can’t think… can’t think. Flat-lining…flat-lining…”
- Mike quotes: “(calmly) Well, then why don’t you find some place for it to sleep (suddenly angry) WHILE I THINK OF A PLAN!!”
- Mike quotes: “(sarcastic) Really? Well, in that case, let’s keep it. I always wanted a pet that could KILL ME!!!”
- Mike quotes: “Is that a joke? Tell me you’re joking.”
- Mike quotes: “Sulley, I’d like to think that given the circumstances, I have been extremely forgiving up ’til now, but that is a horrible idea! What are we gonna do, march right out into public with that thing? Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right?”
- Mike quotes: “Don’t tell me not to panic. Everything is not okay. It’s not okay!”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, a scare demo. Well, that is great. Why am I the last to know? We can bring your cousin’s sister’s daughter along. She’ll be a big hit.”
- Mike quotes: “That is the weirdest thing you have ever said. It’s fine. It’s okay. Look, it loves it here! It’s dancing with joy!”
- Mike quotes: “Be relaxed, be relaxed, be relaxed.”
- Mike quotes: “Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? (Roz stares back at him, expressionless.) Come on, tell me. It’s a new haircut, isn’t it? That’s gotta be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in you that makes you look like…”
- Mike quotes: “He didn’t… I mean I… no p-p-paperwork?!”
- Mike quotes: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!”
- Mike quotes: “♪ She’s out of our hair! ♪”
- Mike quotes: “♪ So help me! So help me! ♪ And cut! Heh, heh. We’re still working on it. It’s a work in progress. But hey, we need ushers!”
- Mike quotes: “I don’t believe it. She got away from you again?! Well, that is just– (beat) Wait a minute, the sun is coming up. (brightening) This is perfect! Ha-ha! She’s gone!”
- Mike quotes: “Somebody else will find the kid. It’ll be their problem, not ours. She’s out of our hair!”
- Mike quotes: “Honey, please. Schmoopsie, I thought you liked sushi..”
- Mike quotes: “YIPE!”
- Mike quotes: “(nervously looking around) Kid? Heh. What kid?”
- Mike quotes: “You’re not pinning this on me. It never would have gotten out, if you hadn’t been cheating last night!”
- Mike quotes: “Uh, I get a time-out?”
- Mike quotes: “…Painted?”
- Mike quotes: “… Empty! It’ll be empty, you idiot! You see that clock?”
- Mike quotes: “SULLEY! Oh, Sulley! Okay, Sulley. Come on, enough.”
- Mike quotes: “Sull, that’s a cube of garbage.”
- Mike quotes: “How many kids you got in there?”
- Mike quotes: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Step aside, kid. We’re in a–“
- Mike quotes: “YAAAAAH!!!!”
- Mike quotes: “Who cares? Let’s go. This is a limited time offer.”
- Mike quotes: “Paranoid delusional furball.”
- Mike quotes: “Okay. First of all, it’s cretin. If you’re gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you’re nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top!”
- Mike quotes: “Well… I did. Right up until… you chuckled like that… and, uh, now I’m thinkin’ I should just get outta here.”
- Mike quotes: “(weakly) Well, somebody’s certainly been a busy bee.”
- Mike quotes: “I-I don’t! I mean, I don’t…. Uh-oh.”
- Mike quotes: “What’s that? Wait. Come on. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, come on. No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Hey, hey, hey, hey. This thing is moving.”
- Mike quotes: “I don’t like big, moving things that are moving towards me. No! Come on! Hey! Randall!”
- Mike quotes: “Hello.”
- Mike quotes: “Come on. Where are you goin’? We-we’ll talk. Come on, we’ll have a latte. Come on. We can talk about this.”
- Mike quotes: “What’s that thing? What is that thing? Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no! Uh-oh! No! Come on, hey!”
- Mike quotes: “Help! Help!! Help!!! Help!!!! Oh…NO!!! WAAAH!!!”
- Mike quotes: “Psst. Fungus. Fungus! You like cars? Huh? ‘Cause I got a really nice car. If you let me go, I’ll give you… a ride in the car. Please, Fungus?”
- Mike quotes: “This is crazy. He’s gonna kill us!”
- Mike quotes: “We gotta get out of here now! We can start a whole new life somewhere far away! Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.! Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose!”
- Mike quotes: “Now that we have her, he is trying to kill us! This whole thing is Randall’s fault!”
- Mike quotes: “It’s too late! We’re BANISHED, genius!! We’re in the HUMAN WORLD!!! Oh, what a great idea; goin’ to your old pal Waternoose! Too bad he was in on the whole thing! All you hadda do, was listen to me. JUST ONCE!!! But you DIDN’T, did you?!”
- Mike quotes: “YOU’RE STILL NOT LISTENING!!!!!”
- Mike quotes: “AAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
- Mike quotes: “AAHH!!!!! Take that!”
- Mike quotes: “Yuck!”
- Mike quotes: “Look at that big jerk. Ruined my life, and for what? A STUPID KID!!!”
- Mike quotes: “BOO?! WHAT ABOUT US?! Ever since that kid came in, you’ve ignored everything I’ve said, and NOW look where we are! Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley! We would’ve had it made!”
- Mike quotes: “Okay, that’s – no. Good. Great.”
- Mike quotes: “I’m on the cover of a maga-zine! OW!!”
- Mike quotes: “Not bad, huh? You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot.”
- Mike quotes: “Mike Wazowski!”
- Mike quotes: “I’m tellin’ ya, pal, when that wall went up, you should’ve seen the look on Waternoose’s face. Hoo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape.”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, you all right? Come on, pal, cheer up. We did it! We got Boo home. Ah, sure we put the factory in the toilet, and… gee, hundreds of people will be outta work now. Not to mention the angry mob that’ll come after us when there’s no more power, but hey! At least we had some laughs, right?”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, is this thing on? Hello. Hello. Testing, testing.”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, good evening, how are you? Nice to see you. I’ll tell you, it’s great to be here in… your room. Where are you from?”
- Mike quotes: “Never mind. You’re in kindergarten, right? Oh, I love kindergarten. Best three years of my life.”
- Mike quotes: “Of my life. But I love sports. Dodgeball was the best. Oh, yeah, I was the fastest one out there. Of course I was the ball…”
- Mike quotes: “…but I… was the ball… see? All right.”
- Mike quotes: “Hey, thanks a lot! I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitresses.”
- Mike quotes: “Come on, and follow the sultry sound of my voice. Okay, stop. Open ’em.”
- Mike quotes: “Ta-dah!”
- Mike quotes: “I think you mean ‘Ooklay in the ag-bay’.”
- Mike quotes: “Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute and ‘eedray your iptscray’.”
- Mike quotes: “What? What did I say? What? What?”
- Mike quotes: “Oh, hey! We’re rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play called, um, Put That Thing Back Where It Came From, or So Help Me! Heh, heh… it’s a musical! ♪ Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me… ♪”
- Mike quotes: “♪ Get that thing away from me, you guys! Put that thing back where it came from, or I’ll poke myself in the eye! ♪ Heh heh. It’s a work in progress, it’s gonna get better.”
- Mike quotes: “So help me get by!”
- Mike quotes: “I’ve just gotta cry!”
- Mike quotes: “(Gasps) ♪ There’s a child! There’s a child! There’s a human child! ♪”
- Mike quotes: “♪ Running ’round the restaurant, this is really wild! ♪”
- Mike quotes: “♪ What in heaven’s name will become of us? ♪”
- Mike quotes: “♪ We who are living in Monstropolis! ♪”
- Mike quotes: “And just when I dare to care, she says ‘Au contraire, you’re my pair of friends… I love you.’”
- Mike quotes: “Thank you! What a night for my mother to be in the audience, ladies and gentlemen! My mom!”
- Mike quotes: “Thank you, Monstropolis!”
- Mike quotes: “One more time!”
- Mike quotes: “You. You! You! A-E-I-O that means you! ♪♪”