SAM Quotes From Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Here is a collection of quotes spoken by the character SAM from the movie Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Quotes on Love and Connection

  • “I’m coming with you. You’re gonna need someone to navigate you through that storm. (SOFTENS) I can’t let you do this alone.”
  • “I’m not gonna let you go. Flint, you’ll be stuck down there.”
  • “Come with us. We’ll start over. We’ll live underground. Use bacon for clothes.”
  • “It is if it means I don’t have to lose you! (BEAT) Look, I like you, okay.”
  • “No. Like, like you like you.”
  • “Just kiss me!”

Quotes on Determination and Action

  • “Nothing!”
  • “Woooo! Yeahhhhhhhh!!!”
  • “Cannonball!!!”
  • “(YELLING) As long as we stay on course, it should be a straight shot to the–“
  • “Flint, the FLDSMDFR is right down there!”
  • “What? No!”
  • “(DESPERATE) Come with us. We’ll start over. We’ll live underground. Use bacon for clothes.”
  • “(GROGGY) Manny, we’re on our way, hurry…”
  • “(CONT’D) Where’s Flint?”
  • “(CONT’D) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
  • “Oh, for crying out loud.”
  • “Really?!”
  • “Can you believe it, Manny? Temporary professional meteorologist. Woo!”
  • “(THEN, EXCITED) On my way! Across the ocean!”
  • “Okay, everybody. You are not gonna believe this one, but I am standing in the middle of a burger rain. You may have seen a meteor shower, but you’ve never seen a shower meatier than this.”
  • “Can you make it rain food again? Please?”
  • “Please please please please please…”
  • “What are you doing?”
  • “So, you’re sure this is safe?”

Quotes on Curiosity and Observation

  • “Are you kidding?”
  • “You’re a pilot too?”
  • “Really?”
  • “Pea soup fog!”
  • “Anybody order pizza? (Gasps)”
  • “Unless its molecular structure’s mutated into superfood-“
  • “Uh-huh.”
  • “About twenty minutes.”
  • “(POINTS TO DOPPLER MAP) We’ve landed here in some kind of exhaust vent. But if we go this way, the FLDSMDNSFDR should be right down this air shaft. (THEN) Brent, get out of that pie.”
  • “It should be right down this… hole.”
  • “(CONT’D) That’s peanut brittle. If either one of us touches it, we’ll go into anaphylactic shock.”
  • “So you really thought having allergies would make you more attractive?”
  • “(STRUGGLING) Sounds great.”
  • “(SUPER STUFFED) Ah…. It’s just a scratch.”
  • “(GROGGY) What’s happening… Chickens…”
  • “Wow…”
  • “(CONT’D) Oh, Jell-O’s my favorite.”
  • “Whoa!”
  • “(AMAZED) Who-oooa. But, how did you…?”
  • “SAM (RE: DOPPLER) Flint, there’s massive gastro-precipitation accumulated around the machine. It’s almost as if it’s– .”
  • “Water goes in the top, a food hurricane comes out the bottom.”
  • “(CONT’D) Wait a minute. (THEN) What is going on with your feet?”
  • “Cool! This could solve the untied shoes epidemic. What are they made of, some kind of elastic biopolymer adhesive?”
  • “(SUDDENLY NERVOUS) I mean… (GIGGLES) Wow, they’re shiny. (THEN) I’m Sam.”
  • “(EXCITED AGAIN) Is that a monkey thought translator?”
  • “Ha! Incredible!”
  • “(CONT’D) Did you make all of this stuff? (THEN, REALIZING) You hit me with the rocket!”
  • “(CONT’D) (REALIZING SOMETHING’S AMISS) …And if you don’t make it, it’s back to cleaning the barometers…”
  • “Your machine? Is that what that rocket was?”
  • “(MOUTH FULL) I love it! (LAUGHS) This is just amazing! Look at this. This is the greatest weather phenomenon in history!”
  • “(O.S.) Manny, get your camera!”
  • “(CONT’D) For a town stuck eating sardines, this is totally manna from heaven.”
  • “(ON TV) This food-weather was created intentionally by meekish backyard tinkerer, Flint Lockwood.”
  • “Flint, those burgers were awesome! The producer called and he was all like (DEEP VOICE) “Everybody loves that food weather.””
  • “Wow. You seriously spend a lot of time alone.”
  • “So when you shot it up into the stratosphere, you figured it would induce a molecular phase change of the vapor from the cumulonimbus layer”
  • “(SUDDENLY NERVOUS) I mean, the clouds probably have water in them, which I guess is why you shot it up there in the first place.”
  • “Right, yeah.”
  • “So, pizza?”
  • “Mashed potatoes?”
  • “Peas?”
  • “Steak?”
  • “Apples?”
  • “Applesauce?”
  • “Can it do a B.L.T.?! .”
  • “:: Chicken wings?!”
  • “:: Baloney?”
  • “Ooh… How about Jell-O?”
  • “I love Jell-O.”
  • “Oh, no, no. I am severely allergic to peanuts.”
  • “So what’s it called?”
  • “No, the machine.”
  • “Fldsmdndffursur?”
  • “Oh. (THEN) Manny, make sure you get this, he’s going to make the food now.”
  • “What? What is this…? (LAUGHING) It’s so cute…”
  • “I can’t believe I’ve been watching this for three hours!”
  • “How about… eggs?”
  • “Orange juice.”
  • “Ooh, what happens if the food overmutates?”
  • “What?”

Quotes on Professionalism and Broadcasting

  • “(WHISPERING UNDER ANCHOR) Hello, America, I’m Sam Sparks. Hello, America, I’m Sam Sparks. Beat.”
  • “Hello, Sam Sparks, I’m America. It’s Swallow Falls degrees… and, uh, let’s just go to the mayor.”
  • “(ON TV) Well, looks like things in Swallow Falls are sardine to get better. For–“
  • “(CONT’D) <SMOOSHED FACE NOISES>”
  • “Oh my gosh! I am so sorry. Are you okay? I didn’t get a chance to–“
  • “Sorry, I am not myself today. My whole career was ruined by some crazy jerk riding a homemade rocket.”
  • “I said I was sorry!…”
  • “SAM (CONT’D) Oh! Do you know how hard it is to break into the weather game? I spent my entire life building up to that moment. You get one shot at the show…”
  • “(ON TV) Well, those cheeseburgers were only the beginning, because a breakfast system is on its way to Swallow Falls. My forecast: sunny… side up.”
  • “Now that’s what I call poultry in motion.”
  • “Leftovers? Not a problem with Flint Lockwood’s latest invention, the Outtasighter. So named because it catapults uneaten food out of sight, and therefore, out of mind.”
  • “I scream, you scream, we all scream for Flint Lockwood’s latest tasty town-wide treat, with flurries of frozen fun on what the mayor declared to be an ice cream snow day.”
  • “He’d also like invite everyone in the world to catch a cruise liner and come on down this Saturday for the grand opening of Chew and swallow, a town that is truly a la mode…”
  • “…with today’s scoop for the Weather News Network, I’m Sam Sparks!”
  • “Sam Sparks.”

Quotes on Apology and Sympathy

“(HANGS HEAD) I’m sorry.”
“Your son was a great man.”

Quotes on Scientific Observation

  • “SAM (RE: DOPPLER) Flint, there’s massive gastro-precipitation accumulated around the machine. It’s almost as if it’s– .”
  • “Water goes in the top, a food hurricane comes out the bottom.”
  • “Unless its molecular structure’s mutated into superfood-“
  • “So when you shot it up into the stratosphere, you figured it would induce a molecular phase change of the vapor from the cumulonimbus layer”
  • “(SUDDENLY NERVOUS) I mean, the clouds probably have water in them, which I guess is why you shot it up there in the first place.”

Quotes Reflecting Childhood

  • “Okay, well, it was a really long time ago, but I too was… a nerd.”
  • “When I was a little girl, I wore a ponytail, I had glasses, and I was totally obsessed with the science of weather. Other girls wanted a Barbie, I wanted a Doppler Weather Radar 2000 Turbo. But all the kids used to taunt me with this lame song. It wasn’t even clever!”
  • “So I got a new look, gave up the sciency smart stuff, and I was never made fun of again. And I still need these glasses, but I never wear them.”

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