Here is a collection of the most memorable and amusing Beetlejuice Quotes from the iconic Beetlejuice Movies.
Classic Beetlejuice Quotes
Damn sandworms. I better find a job. The Maitlands. Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too.
Hey, you, come here! Hungry? Come on. Hey, come here. I got somethin’ good for ya. Come on over. We’ll have a little bite, gonna have somethin’ to nosh. Come here!
Beetlejuice Quotes on Relationships
Beetlejuice: Adam. Babs. Boy, you know how to pick ‘em! Let me ask you somethin’. Is this relationship really solid? Do I have a shot at her at all?
Beetlejuice: Sure. If I overstep my bounds, just tell me. Come on. You know what’s beautiful about this. You two kids picked me. You didn’t have to, but ya picked me. It makes me wanna kiss you guys. Come on, give me one.
Beetlejuice: Wait, wait. Oh, come on, don’t go yet. Hey guy, come on, we’re simpatico. Look at us. We shop at the same store. Hey, Hermano. Yeah, there you go. We’re like peas in a pod. The three of us. Let’s face it, you want somebody out of the house. I wanna get somebody out of your house. Look! You’ve been to Saturn. I’ve been to Saturn! Whoa. Sandworms. You hate ‘em, right? I hate ‘em myself. Come on, kids. What do I have to do to strike a deal with you two, huh? Don’t ya hate it when that happens?
Beetlejuice Quotes on His Skills
Beetlejuice: All right. Let’s get down to business. I’ve got a card here somewhere. Here. Here. Who do I have to kill? Hold that for me will ya?
Beetlejuice: Ah! Possession! Got it! Learn to throw your voice. Fool your friends. Fun at parties.
Beetlejuice: I understand. I understand. Now look. In order to do that, I’m really gonna have to get to know you guys. We gotta get closer. Move in with ya for a while. Get to be real pals. You know what I’m sayin’? Save that guy for later.
Beetlejuice: Ah. Well, I attended Juilliard. I’m a graduate of the Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague, and I had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps gettin’ funnier every, single, time, I see it! Not to mention the fact that you’re talkin’ to a dead guy! Now what do you think?! You think I’m qualified?
Beetlejuice: Oh! I didn’t know what you’re askin’ me. Can I be scary? What do you think of this? You like it?
Beetlejuice Quotes on Making Deals
Beetlejuice: Wait! Wait! Wait a minute! You all come up for a while. We’ll talk inside. Come on. Come on.
Beetlejuice: I’ll fix somethin’ to eat. Hope you like Italian. Where’d ya go? Hey! Come on! Hey, where’d ya go? Hey! Come on! You’ve gotta work with me here. I’m just tryna cut a deal. What do you want me to do? Where are ya? You buncha losers! You’re workin’ with a professional here!
Beetlejuice: I’m just doing my job! I thought we had a deal. It’s okay. Y’know why? I don’t wanna do business with you deadbeats anyway, thank you. The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allan Poe’s daughter. I think she understands me.
Beetlejuice: Sure, I can help ’em. But you’ve gotta help me.
Beetlejuice Quotes on His Identity
Beetlejuice: I’m the ghost with the most, babe. Y’know, you look like somebody I can relate to. Maybe you could help me get outta here, y’know, ’cause I gotta tell ya: this dead thing is- it’s just too creepy. See, here’s my problem; I got these friends on the outside I said I’d meet, y’know, and it’s the kinda thing I have to be there in person, y’know, so I was just wonderin’… could you help me get outta here?
Beetlejuice: Look, I’m what you might call an illegal alien.
Beetlejuice Quotes on Showing Off
Beetlejuice: It’s showtime.
Beetlejuice: Attention, K-Mart shoppers.
Beetlejuice: Go ahead, make my millennium.
Beetlejuice: Yeah. Here I come, baby. Hey, Adam, nice move!
Beetlejuice Quotes on Being Dead
Beetlejuice: Dead. Dead, dead, deadski.
Beetlejuice: No, I mean they’re gone. Split. Outta here. Afterlife kids. Deceased-ah…
Beetlejuice Quotes on Saying His Name
Beetlejuice: [Genuinely confused] Why? Y’know, hey, you probably got your reasons. But the thing is, I can’t do anything from over here. If you could get me out, over there, then maybe we could talk or somethin’. But y’know, in order to do that, you gotta say my name 3 times.
Beetlejuice: Well, uh… I can’t tell ya. Y’know why? Because if I tell you, you’ll tell your friends, your friends are callin’ me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a hell. Okay? A living hell.
Beetlejuice: Ahh, ya said it twice. Just say it once more, come on!
Beetlejuice: No, what snake? You kids and your imaginations. Just say it!
Beetlejuice: You don’t need to talk to Barbara! Just say it!
Beetlejuice: C’mon! Just say it!
Beetlejuice: Say it!
Beetlejuice: You! Say it!
Funny Beetlejuice Quotes
Beetlejuice: Oh yeah!
Beetlejuice: What?
Beetlejuice: Sure. Talk amongst yourselves.
Beetlejuice: Yeah yeah, come on.
Beetlejuice: Hey! Sorry. Didn’t see you sittin’ there.
Beetlejuice: Well, looks like I’m next. Good thing, too.
Beetlejuice: Jesus, Bob. Can’t you see I’m concentrating?
Beetlejuice: And I’ll tell ya something, she definitely saw.
Beetlejuice: Sell him the honeymoon package. I’ll kill the.
Beetlejuice: I’m more of a dog person.
Beetlejuice: My ex-wife is back.
Beetlejuice: Well, I know what you’re thinking… “”When””.
Beetlejuice: (snickers) Bob. Like lookin’ in a mirror. You see, Bob, you’d serve as my decoy. You’d walk in front of me at all times. That way she’d suck your soul while I make my getaway. Comprende? Now’s my chance.
Beetlejuice: Everybody says he’s got my eyes. Personally, I don’t see it. Scram, kid.
Beetlejuice: Really? Is this a figment of your imagination?
Beetlejuice: (snickers) Leg man. Just like his old man.