Unforgettable Joker Quotes From Batman: The Dark Knight Returns Movie

These Joker quotes offer a glimpse into his twisted psyche and his warped perspective on life and society.

Joker Quotes

  • “B-B-… Batman. Darling.”
  • “A reason to go on.”
  • “I saw you on the TV last night.”
  • “Must be wonderful to get to tell your side of things. I know the world has every reason to hate me.”
  • “But it’s so disheartening.”
  • “Oh, please. No one wants to hear from me.”
  • “And all these years I just held my breath.”
  • “Really?”
  • “I could kiss you.”
  • “I brought my own, thanks.”
  • “So many faces. So few smiles.”
  • “That’s all right. I want people to get me.”
  • “That’s why I’m gonna kill everyone in this room.”
  • “I thought I was Batman’s psychotic obsession.”
  • “Do guests get to keep these?”
  • “So long as you won’t miss it.”
  • “Breathe, David. Breathe.”
  • “Selina.”
  • “I need your help. It’s very important.”
  • “I made myself pretty for you. You should say thank you.”
  • “That’s better. Ee. The years have not been kind, have they? Anyhoo, I have a little errand for one of your girls. I think her name’s Elsie. She has a date with a congressman tonight?”
  • “Him.”
  • “Children, do you know why all these people are so upset? That bad man up there. Bobby, you know what to do.”
  • “Don’t worry, Mary dear. You two distract the little one, and I’ll handle the bad man.”
  • “Are you out of your mind?”
  • “Be still, my heart.”
  • “He’s gonna have to go through you first.”
  • “Excuse me, sorry. Beg your pardon. Coming through. Excuse me. Sorry about that. Ooh, my bad. Excuse me.”
  • “I never kept count.”
  • “I know. And I love you for it.”
  • “It’s finally here, isn’t it? The moment we’ve both dreamed about.”
  • “Oh, don’t tell me you’re gonna fall asleep before we finish. You have gotten old, haven’t you?”
  • “Not quite how I imagined it… but we can still end on a high note.”
  • “(chuckles evilly) You’re in trouble now. Go ahead. Say this has never happened to you before.”
  • “Make me. Come on, finish me. (sighs) Doesn’t matter. I win. I made you lose control. And they’ll kill you for it. See you in hell.”

Joker Quotes on Obsession

  • “I thought I was Batman’s psychotic obsession.”
  • “It’s finally here, isn’t it? The moment we’ve both dreamed about.”

Joker Quotes on Social Commentary

  • “So many faces. So few smiles.”
  • “That’s all right. I want people to get me.”
  • “That’s why I’m gonna kill everyone in this room.”

Joker Quotes on Taunting and Manipulation

  • “B-B-… Batman. Darling.”
  • “I could kiss you.”
  • “I made myself pretty for you. You should say thank you.”
  • “Oh, don’t tell me you’re gonna fall asleep before we finish. You have gotten old, haven’t you?”
  • “(chuckles evilly) You’re in trouble now. Go ahead. Say this has never happened to you before.”
  • “Make me. Come on, finish me. (sighs) Doesn’t matter. I win. I made you lose control. And they’ll kill you for it. See you in hell.”

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