Welcome to a collection of memorable lines and exchanges from the beloved movie, Bride Wars. This compilation of Bride Wars Movie Quotes captures the essence of friendship, rivalry, and the pursuit of dreams.
Meaningful Quotes
“It all began at the Plaza Hotel… twenty years ago in the month of June.”
“And two little girls from New Jersey held in their hands a new dream – that one day they would find that one person who would stand by them no matter what… and when they did, they too would have June weddings at the Plaza.”
“I always knew my wedding would be the happiest day of my life.”
“This will be an everlasting love.”
“Girlfriends sticking up for each other. I like that, a lot. Keep that.”
“They’ve been inseparable for 20 years.”
“You don’t have to have it together every minute of every day.”
“Former chubby girls. We’re made of steel. And Splenda. We survive.”
“You’re gonna be the best maid of honor.”
“A wedding marks the first day of the rest of your life. You have been dead until now.”
“Bride to bride, there’s only one June opening left at the Plaza.”
“Got my dreams, got my life, got my love. Got my friends. Got the sunshine above.”
“It’s my dream to get married at the Plaza. I have been saving since I was 16.”
“Liv’s reasons are better than mine.”
“I’d kinda like my own day just… just once.”
Funny Quotes
Funny Bride Wars Quotes
“Know what else is great? Going home early and watching your backed-up Ti-Vo?”
“Am I that predictable?”
“You know I always lead.”
“Emma Allan, is that the same dress you wore to the Delta Gamma ‘Kegs for a Cause’ semiformal, like, a bazillion years ago?”
“If a dress works, you work it hard.”
“Middle school’s a jungle.”
“I mean, where are our divorces?”
“Uh, that’s code for ‘I don’t want to talk to you.’”
“Liv, I can’t. Hey, hey. It was on sale. I practically made money on it.”
“Emma, Emma. Emma, Just say thank you.”
“You moved out, like, a hundred years ago. Okay.”
“Tiffany box. You’re getting engaged?”
“I’m getting engaged!”
“Can we get four tequila shots? – No. No. No, no, no. None for me.”
“Condolences to Emma, Liv’s maid of honor. She will surely be the most nightmarish bride ever. It is my burden and mine alone.”
“What did I rush down here for? – Nate! I’m getting married. Get out.”
“Well, he hasn’t actually popped the question yet.”
“Yeah. The biggest day of a girl’s life.”
“This guy’s gotta go. I’m sorry. I know you like him. – Mm-hmm. He’s very pitchy.”
“You’re really calling dibs on fortune cookies now?”
“If your fortune’s better than mine, I’m claiming it.”
“Are you insane?”
“Call me dream catcher. I’ll answer. Ooh. Dream catcher.”
“Angela, for example, will die dead.”
“You can’t buy me. So again, no. No, no, no. A thousand times, no.”
“She’s crazy! Just change your date. – She’s crazy! Somebody call security.”
“You won’t even change your date! – You’re crazy!”
“It’s unnecessary for you to touch me so hard.”
“Technically, she pushed me too.”
“We could sue. We could sue. You’re a lawyer. We could sue ’em all. We could sue the Plaza. We could sue Marion. We could sue Angela…”
“She always was the bendy one, even as a kid, remember?”
“Daniel can do your taxes. He’s ‘financey.’”
“It’s a hedge fund, babe. We don’t do a lot of tax prep.”
“What are we, 41-year-old twin sisters?”
“It would be a hell of a party.”
“It’s like American Idol, all right? Liv is the Simon. Ugh. God. I mean, no offense. But you’re the Paula. Even when they can’t sing, you compliment their outfit. It’s nice.”
“Well, but everyone listens to Simon. I wouldn’t marry Simon. I’d marry me some Paula.”
“See? That’s why I need a maid of honor. You don’t care.”
“Yo, Fletch. No, nothin’ much. Just lookin’ at save-the-dates or invites.”
“What is it about weddings that makes ’em so worked up? I know. I have no idea.”
“It’s, like, the wrong time to let the guy know that you’re crazy. You know what I mean? It’s not how I’d play it.”
“I particularly hate peppy teenage girls who insist everyone be aggressive… B – E aggressive. It’s, like, there are other pathways in life besides aggression, you know?”
“Emergen-C-C-C. Thys’ is ‘nit’ spam. I’m get married. June 6th.”
“K.j. A.’? ‘Kuh-jaw’? What is ‘kuh-jaw’, Emma?”
“Great. Emma’s wedding’s gonna be better than ours was.”
“Maybe her marriage will be better too. Not filled with loneliness and sadness.”
“Emma’s save-the-date e-mail was a smidge tacky. I mean, ‘June 6 at the Plaza’, smiley face? What’s next, hearts over her i’s?”
“Come on, really, what was she thinking?”
“Surprised?”
“Well, you amaze me, Liv. You really do.”
“Oh, pathetic. Pathetic!”
“Emma, it’s like you don’t have a spine. Oh, wait. That’s right. You don’t have a spine.”
“No one could accuse you of being soft, Liv.”
“At least I’m not so terrified of being alone that I people-please my way through life.”
“Emma, you settle.”
“I wasn’t thinking about Fletcher. You came up with that one on your own.”
“It’s done. You lose.”
“Your wedding better watch it.”
“If I were your wedding, I’d sleep with one eye open.”
“Why don’t you just save your threats for Daniel? After all, isn’t that how you got a proposal out of him?”
“That’s how I did it.”
“Your wedding can suck it.”
“What did you just say? My wedding can suck it? I said your wedding can suck it.”
“Your wedding can s- be- I mean, yours can be, um- Can… can be, uh… not that… please.”
“Your wedding will be huge. Just like your ass at prom.”
“We’re done.”
“Good.”
“Do I get- Is- Is it, like, a pay thing? No. just- It’s just an honor.”
“All right, okay. I did, actually. Once. Twice. What difference does it make? He was a loser, and he was lousy in-“
“Two kids? Wow. You guys must have had really cute kids.”
“Then why am I always doing you favors? – You never do me, never mind.”
“What do you think the bride is for? To make the maid of honor’s life easier, right?”
“Aw. All right. Since you begged.”
“Have you ever heard of ‘pee-not gree-gio’? It’s this really nice white wine. It’s very elegant.”
“Oh? But he and I had a deal- in principle.”
“Yes, well, one of my other brides outbid you. I can’t give you her name, of course. That bitch! Not you. No, a different one. A person.”
“God, she’s scary.”
“You don’t think that Liv- – Yeah, I do.”