These lines showcase Alfred’s wisdom, concern, and dry wit as he supports Bruce Wayne in his mission to protect Gotham.
Life Advice Alfred Quotes
- “If it’s suicide you’re after, I have an old family recipe. It’s slow and painful. You’d like it.”
- “You’ve been through a lot. Your head wasn’t clear at the time.”
- “Perhaps your judgment was impaired.”
- “Very well, sir, I shall cut right to it. Have you forgotten what happened with Jason?”
Concern Alfred Quotes
- “Master Bruce. You set off the alarm, sir. This somnambulism is becoming a problem, especially for those of us with a penchant for sleeping at night. Sir?”
- “When did you shave?”
- “(on phone) Wayne infirmary. One moment, (to Bruce) it’s Commissioner Gordon. No doubt calling for details on the funeral.”
- “I’m still the prime beneficiary in your will, aren’t I?”
- “Master Bruce?”
- “Sir, you can’t seriously be….”
- “He’s in his prime. He’ll kill you.”
- “Please, dear. You’re in the way of the sensors.”
- “Sir, you are delirious. You should stay quiet from now on. We’re moments from the hospital.”
- “Bringing the girl here.”
- “How are you feeling, sir?”
- “And if Miss Kelley should have something better to do with her evening?”
- “No, he’s quite alive. Appears the whole city is having an outage. Odd that the emergency generator hasn’t kicked in.”
- “Sir, you have to rest.”
- “You don’t know that. Oh, dear.”
- “You’re not even close to fully recovered.”
- “He doesn’t need a walking hospital bed to keep his insides together.”
- “I can’t say it will be pleasant. But it does fall within my duties.”
Other Alfred Quotes
- “Which was?”
- “Of course, but the signal is coming from–“
- “Good girl. Thank you. Now, run along home.”
- “Sir.”
- “But sir–“
- “Hands to yourself, please.”
- “To find his strength.”